A number of conversational prompts loop through Peter’s brain — he’s concerned about how tall the trees are, he wonders at the numbers of cars in parking lots, he’s overly curious about what lies at the bottom of a hill behind the facility, and he constantly asks “How was work today?”
“I’ve been retired for 30 years, Peter.”
“Thirty years?” He’s astonished.
“I retired a couple months before Samantha was born, you know.”
“How old is she?”
“Uh-h, thirty!” He shakes his head. “And I’m eighty,” I say.
“EIGHTY?” He collapses with laughter. He sputters, his face is red and tears leak out the sides of his eyes as he collapses against the back of his chair. “EIGHTY?” He slaps his knee as he cackles.
I’m a bit miffed. “Don’t laugh so hard, bud,” I say, “you’re eighty-one!”
His eyes pop and he gasps. “No one told me! How did that happen? Eighty-one?” He thinks for a few seconds, then, quick as ever, says, “We look pretty good, don’t we?” And we both laugh uncontrollably, me at how quick, how sharp his retort, and him at his own joke about our unbelievable, hysterically funny ages.
Header photo: 1930’s era Packard is older than we are. And it’s punctuated with bullet holes.