Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” I yelled. Oh no, I thought. It was 10:30 and I was in the shower, rushing to get ready to run an errand before I met friends by 11:30 for lunch.
“Where are the keys to my car?” Peter asked from outside the door. He hasn’t driven for years, but Bill had arrived to take him and Nobby for their weekly nursing home/ therapy dog visit.
“Black chair in the dining room,” I hollered. I didn’t think he’d remember that by the time he got downstairs and he didn’t.
Knock, knock. “Where are the keys to the car?”
“Black chair. Dining room. Orange ribbon tied on the key.”
By the next knock knock I was toweling off. Peter cracked the door to ask, again, “Where are the keys to the car?”
“Peter-r! Black chair. Dining room. Orange ribbon…,” I said, “but wait!” I had a brilliant idea. I grabbed a pad of paper off the nightstand and wrote black chair, dining room, orange ribbon. “There you go,” I said.
Minutes later, he was back holding my keys in his outstretched hand. “These?” he asked.
Argh-h. “No! C’mon, I’ll go with you.” I wrapped my robe around me, ran downstairs to the black chair in the dining room and picked up the key with the orange ribbon. “Here,” I said as I handed them over.
“Oh-h, I didn’t look there,” he said.
By then, I didn’t have enough time to go order the new refrigerator I’d been researching for weeks and that we’d needed for months. Instead, I went directly to the restaurant and vented to my friends about my morning. Of course they laughed, but I could’t, not then. By the time lunch was over I’d convinced myself I could place the fridge order the next day. It would be fine.
Thursday I managed to get out of the house with just enough time to take care of the order before an appointment. But I was a day too late take delivery the next week. Now it’ll be the end of November. Santa Claus will be knocking on the door by then.
These days the ho, ho, ho’s are harder to come by, but still I look…
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking.
He was polite.
He knocked before he opened the fridge door.
Amanda fix the refrigerator.